Tomkat News: Katie’s name is now “Kate”
Tom Cruise made Katie Holmes change her name from Katie to “Kate.” Wouldn’t changing Katie’s name to “Beard” be more apropos? Tom said “Katie is a young girl’s name. Her name is Kate now she’s a child-bearing woman.”
“Yes, Kate is a child-bearing woman and Suri’s birth is incontrovertible proof that I am a very virile hetero man who loves women and would never sleep with Rob Thomas.” Ok, I made the last part up. But isn’t that the implied statement?
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3 opinions for Tomkat News: Katie’s name is now “Kate”
Mikey
Apr 29, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Now that is scary
Sweet_Nooo
Apr 29, 2006 at 2:49 pm
oh, haha, I just saw the face thing!
Jenna
Apr 29, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Sweet, it took you that long? Looks like The Superficial is slow..
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