The Revenge of Firecrotch
Hohan is pissed about Brandon Davis’ Drunken Firecrotch tirade. She is threatening legal action if he doesn’t make a videotaped apology to Lindsay and make a $250,000 donation to charity. Hohan’s charity of choice is the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Firecrotches. The last time we checked, the first amendment covered the “sticks and stones might break your bones” category of free speech. But Hohan has every right to sue, even if it’s a losing lawsuit. Instead of the videotaped apology and charitable donation, Linds should donate a Costco-size pack of Irish Spring deoderant soap to greasy Brandon Davis and make him take a shower. She would be contributing to the environment by cleaning up the oil slick/toxic wastedump that is Brandon Davis.
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