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Dina Lohan Wins Mother Award

by Colleen on May 8th, 2008

So what’s the biggest crock of dog #2 that you’ve heard in a while?  Dina-effing-Lohan winning a “Long Island Outstanding Mom” award from the (obviously oblivious or else completely unfit) Mingling Mom’s group.  In fact, Hollywood’s greatest, most protective and spotlight shy mother also went as far as to claim that she’s “never partied with my daughter in my life.”  Bullsh*t, bullsh*t, bullsh*t.

The best, best, best thing that Dina shared was her advice to daughter Lindsay Lohan: “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother.”

Well at least it’s nice that Dina doles out motherly advice.  We’d bet money that this is a typical mother/daughter lesson: “NO! Cut that line better!  NEVER let those fools in rehab tell you that you’re wrong!  Now pass the razor to mommy, dear, and let me show you how it’s done…”

[Source, Image: Used with permission from www.splashnewsonline.com]

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