May 9th, 2008
Remember back when Paris Hilton refused to appear on “The Late Show with David Letterman” because he was too witty for her the first time? Well, now it seems like Princess Paris is on the show every other week. She stopped by to talk about her new reality show her last night. […]
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February 2nd, 2008
Paris Hilton was on “The Late Show with David Letterman” last night. Lots of ass kissing on Dave’s part to make up for “offending” Paris last time she was on, by asking her about her time in jail.
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December 27th, 2007
Remember the good old days when Paris & Nicky Hilton lived in NYC and danced on tables in clubs and got into fights and were mentioned in Page Six like every day? Then remember the even better and slightly newer days when they went to LA and Nicky started marrying dudes in Vegas for a […]
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December 12th, 2007
Thanks to our friend Nikki over at The Hilton Files for the heads up about yet another awesome Tina Fey interview about the non-STD dangers of Paris Hilton.
Fey says, “I regret sinking to that level of discourse. But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored.
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November 26th, 2007
Can it be? Is the Princess returning home to New York? Rumor has it that a certain Miss Hilton (Paris, to be exact) is “fed up” with the dating scene in Los Angeles and wants to move back to New York, where her party rep started (CURSE YOU PAGE SIX!). Anywho, according to this “source,” a […]
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September 21st, 2007
We just came across this picture of Paris Hilton & Puff Daddy P Diddy from the VMA’s and it’s very telling:
Paris has an ugly hair do and is holding the microphone like it’s a penis while Diddy must be sending a message to Kanye and FIDDY with that highly fashionable plastic looking crown. He also looks like he wants […]
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September 20th, 2007
“Paris Hilton is fuckin’ lame. She’s more offensive to me than anything - a total raging, disgusting, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her.”
-Dave Grohl in Entertainment Weekly
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August 28th, 2007
Oh, Fox. For all your flaws (cough too much reality tv shows cough), you do know how to tease us. According to sources, the Teen Choice Awards were supposed to have a “Newsmakers of the Year” award. Princess Paris was nominated for her 23-day stint in jail, L.Lo for her latest DUI bust and Britcakes for the infamous head-shaving […]
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June 27th, 2007
According to Princess Paris’ aunt, Kim Richards:
“She didn’t talk much about her jail experience. She more or less just kept saying how grateful she was to be home, how excited she was to … have real food.”
Richards then added, “That crap she was given in prison just didn’t taste quite as good coming up as […]
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June 26th, 2007
Princess Paris is out of jail. Why? According to Los Angeles sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore:
“She fulfilled her debt. She was obviously in good spirits. She thanked people as she left,” he said.
Boy, those last 43 days seemed to have gone by awfully quickly. Seems like it was only June 8 that she was sentenced back […]
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June 25th, 2007
Matthew Fox may not be good enough for Columbia University, but Paris Hilton is apparently good enough for The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. Princess Paris has been offered one million dollars to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.”
Yes, you read that right. Business advice […]
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June 13th, 2007
And now, playing the role of Rosie O’Donnell on The View will beeeee: Barbara Walters!
The topic of Paris Hilton caused a brief feud between Barbara Walters and her View co-executive producer Bill Geddie on Monday.
At issue: Whether the incarcerated heiress could ever become a cohost on the daytime chatfest.
Speaking together on Walters’s SIRIUS Satellite Radio […]
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June 4th, 2007
MTV’s sorta sucked balls lately, so thank goodness for Sarah Silverman:
Pwn’d!
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May 23rd, 2007
Paris Hilton, making Jesus trendy since May 2007:
Cause if that’s not bound to get you out of your already reduced prison sentence, we don’t know what will…
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May 9th, 2007
Not at this Kentucky steakhouse at least.
He said he went to Simpson’s table and said, “I’m not serving you.” Ruby said when Simpson didn’t respond, he repeated himself and left the room.
Ruby said Simpson soon came up to him and said he understood and would gather the rest of his party to leave.
What’s a […]
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